Where do polar bears store their money?
In a snowbank.
Why was the musician arrested?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why are goats so funny?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What do fairies always drink?