Where do polar bears store their money?
In a snowbank.
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why is summer always sad?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
How can you make 7 even?