Where do polar bears store their money?
In a snowbank.
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
How can you make 7 even?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What country has the most fish?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?