Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Because there was so much poison IV.
Which insect makes the best father?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What did the sickly elevator say?
How can you farm during the winter?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?