Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Because there was so much poison IV.
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Families are like fudge.
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
When is Dad's bedtime?