Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Because there was so much poison IV.
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
How do you organize a space party?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
When do flowers get their workout in?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?