How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
It will be green with envy.
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
How do billboards talk?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?