How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
It will be green with envy.
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?