How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
It will be green with envy.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What words make the best athletes?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What did March say to the madness?