Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Eh, never mind. It really stinks.
Why did the student eat their homework?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
How long will dinner be?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why do mice need oiling?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What condiment has wings?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why was the math book sad?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?