Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
They gave him a crown!
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why was the horse so happy?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What do you call a small mom?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why are billionaires such good parents?