Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
They gave him a crown!
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
How do frogs get to work?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
When do mice play every day?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What birds make average students?