What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
They created a cat-astrophic mess.
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What school subject really rocks?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?