What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
They created a cat-astrophic mess.
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What condiment has wings?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Where do chips wear socks?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?