What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
They created a cat-astrophic mess.
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Which singer could always break a five?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?