What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
They created a cat-astrophic mess.
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What animal loves Indian food?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What is the quickest button on a radio?