What's a henway?
About ten pounds.
What do you call a vacation at home?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What is the most faithful insect?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
How do you arrest a pig?
Which former US President was always cold?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?