What's a henway?
About ten pounds.
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What horn never makes a sound?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Where do German dogs sleep?