What's the slowest 5k?
The Turkey Trot.
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?