What's the slowest 5k?
The Turkey Trot.
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What says: oom oom oom?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why was the bee sad?
How can you farm during the winter?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
How do automobiles fly?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?