What's the slowest 5k?
The Turkey Trot.
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?