Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Because it uses a honeycomb!
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What do you call an old snowman?
Why is the beach so confident?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Where does laundry go to college?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Where do chips wear socks?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?