Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Because it uses a honeycomb!
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What's E.T. short for?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What do jokesters study in college?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why are stones so good at music?
What do elves learn in school?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?