Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Because it uses a honeycomb!
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Which cats love to be petted?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why was the cat so small?
Why did summer catch autumn?