What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Pop-corn.
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What day is your mom always right?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?