What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Pop-corn.
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?