What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Pop-corn.
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why are baseball games at night?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?