What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
This is a cat-astrophe!
Where do colds go on vacation?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What game do bats excel at?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What's a cat's favorite color?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Where do chips wear socks?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?