What animal floats best?
The gir-raft.
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
How are mountains able to see?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?