What animal floats best?
The gir-raft.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why do trees have so many friends?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What's the king of all school supplies?