What animal floats best?
The gir-raft.
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Can February March?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why did the fish blush?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Which former US President was always cold?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
How are mountains able to see?