Why was the bowling ball anxious?
It was hitting pins and needles!
Why did the frog have a long face?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What's the most determined bird?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What fish sings the best?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?