Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
They only produce non-fat milk.
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why are all priests fit?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?