Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
They only produce non-fat milk.
How does a penguin build its house?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why are frogs always happy?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?