Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
They only produce non-fat milk.
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
How do amoebas make calls?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why did the cat start laughing?