Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Verbs are tense.
Why do cows make great bakers?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What season begins with a thud?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
How can you farm during the winter?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
The museum curator needed a break.