Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
A doctopus.
Which musician loves to make chili?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Where does water do all its banking?
Which insect is the smartest?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What do you call a tired tree?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
How do you organize a space party?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?