Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
A doctopus.
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What did the confused bee say?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
How is life like toilet paper?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?