Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
A doctopus.
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?