What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Bee-hive yourself.
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Which state has the best streets?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?