What do you call an artistic dog?
A real paw-casso.
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What do you do when two snails fight?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
When should you start writing a book?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?