What do you call an artistic dog?
A real paw-casso.
What do you call a pig thief?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Which computer won the talent show?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
A book just fell on my head.
How does one gelatin greet another?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What is the most adorable season?