What do you call an artistic dog?
A real paw-casso.
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Which cats love to be petted?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why was the fish so smart?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?