What do you call an artistic dog?
A real paw-casso.
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?