Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Because she's excellent at having her day in court.
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What food is a man's best friend?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why was the cow afraid?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What sport can waiters play really well?