Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Because she's excellent at having her day in court.
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What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
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What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why did electricity win the race?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What animals make the best students?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?