Why did the puppy struggle in school?
He was boneheaded.
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?