Why did the puppy struggle in school?
He was boneheaded.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What do you call an old snowman?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?