Why did the puppy struggle in school?
He was boneheaded.
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why is a computer so smart?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Families are like fudge.
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
How do bears keep cool?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
How do frogs get to work?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why do rhinos charge?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?