Why did the puppy struggle in school?
He was boneheaded.
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Which family member is always relieved?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why do cows go to New York?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What is the coolest country?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?