What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Sir Render.
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
How do you get straight A's?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?