What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Sir Render.
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why do rhinos charge?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What does winter fat turn into?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?