What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Sir Render.
Why don't fish play basketball?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What does an evil hen lay?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?