What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Sir Render.
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What day do hands always go to church?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?