What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What do insects learn at school?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?