What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
When do cows get tired?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Which is the worst season?
What's a dog's favorite book?