What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What does a dog say before eating?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?