What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Disc-o.
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?