What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Disc-o.
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Bears love exotic cars.
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why is summer always sad?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Which big cat loves to drive?