What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Climate change.
What sound does a witch's car make?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What did the bee say to the flower?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?