What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Climate change.
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What does a female lion call her mate?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What's the friendliest national park?
Which president loved to take baths?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?