Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Because he was known as a hard case.
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What is the color of the wind?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?