Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Because he was known as a hard case.
Where do goldfish go camping?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?