Which part of a car is always the warmest?
The sun roof.
What day is your mom always right?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
When do astronauts eat?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What do little fish love to play with?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.