Which part of a car is always the warmest?
The sun roof.
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
We had a discussion about roses.
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What is the smallest lion?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What fish sings the best?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What style of music weighs the most?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?