What car can you only see twice a year?
A Chevy Equinox.
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?