What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Kung Fu Manchu.
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Where does breakfast live?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What is the color of the wind?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?