What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Kung Fu Manchu.
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why are cars magic?
Why was the picture sent to jail?