What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Kung Fu Manchu.
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?