How do you spot a modern spider?
He has a website.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?