How do you spot a modern spider?
He has a website.
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What do nosey peppers do?
Which state has the best streets?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?