How do you spot a modern spider?
He has a website.
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Where do kittens go to school?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why do kids love theater classes?
How does a penguin build its house?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What's good for both poker and theater?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?