How do you spot a modern spider?
He has a website.
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
How is cat food sold?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
How do snowmen get information?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What's red and smells like blue paint?