What's a tornado's favorite game?
Twister.
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why is money so stubborn?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What kind of bird can write?