What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Pep-peroni!
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why was the mime upset?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What does a dog say before eating?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?