What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Pep-peroni!
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What's a bat's favorite game?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why is summer always sad?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why do all the planets get along?
What do you call the dog magician?
How does the sun listen to music?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?