What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Pep-peroni!
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
How do amoebas make calls?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
How does a cow do math?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What do you give a sick pig?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?