What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Pep-peroni!
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What do you call two birds in love?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?