What's a forklift?
Food.
What's the noisiest food?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What did March say to the madness?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?