How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What is a table you can eat?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?