How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?