How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.
What animals make the best baseball players?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Where do surfers go to school?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What words make the best athletes?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What condiment has wings?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Where does water do all its banking?