What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Jeepers Creepers.
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?