What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Jeepers Creepers.
What's the most determined bird?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What goes up when the rain comes down?