What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Jeepers Creepers.
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What do math teachers eat?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What do you call the pig that does karate?