What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Three stripes and you're out!
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What is the strongest animal?
How does a barber get to work?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why did the Easter egg hide?