What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Three stripes and you're out!
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
How is life like toilet paper?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What food is a man's best friend?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?