Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
The Easter Bunnicula!
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
How do fish watch TV shows?