Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
It was a home run.
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What did autumn say to summer?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What birds make average students?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What is the color of the wind?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?