Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
It was a home run.
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
