Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
It was a home run.
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
How much does freedom weigh?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
How is life like toilet paper?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why was the horse so happy?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
How did the tree get lost?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What country has the most fish?