Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Because it had cloudy vision.
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Which president loved to take baths?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?