Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Because it had cloudy vision.
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What is the best Christmas present ever?