Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Because it had cloudy vision.
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
How do billboards talk?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What is the most faithful insect?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What tree has the most bark?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What's the scariest letter?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?