What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
I'll take the check mate.
What did one firefly say to the other?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What did the sick chicken say?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What style of music weighs the most?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?