What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
I'll take the check mate.
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What is the most adorable season?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What tea do footballers drink?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Where does water do all its banking?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?