What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
I'll take the check mate.
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why do vampires always look sick?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?