What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Cool music.
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What day never takes itself seriously?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Which insect is the smartest?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Which celebrity always frowns?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What's the noisiest food?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?