What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Cool music.
Why was the horse so happy?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What time of day was Adam created?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What do cats wear to work?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
How does a cow do math?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?