What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Pigs in a blanket.
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
How do you compliment a cat?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What school subject really rocks?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?