What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Pigs in a blanket.
When should you start writing a book?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What math figure is also in the band?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
How does dinner smell?