Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Because people always leaf them.
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?