Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Because people always leaf them.
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What's the most athletic footwear?