What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
I won the lottery when I met you!
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What British bugs are the best singers?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why was the bunny upset?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?