What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
I won the lottery when I met you!
What school subject really rocks?
What's the noisiest food?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What do you call hiking college students?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?