What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
I won the lottery when I met you!
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Which is the worst season?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why are cars magic?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What is a ghost's favorite movie?