What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
I won the lottery when I met you!
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?