What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Spring!
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How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why are goats so funny?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What car does Yoda® drive?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What nationality are most fish?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?