What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Spring!
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What birds make average students?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?