What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Spring!
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What is the strongest animal?
How is life like toilet paper?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?