What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why was the bud so shy?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?