What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do you call bears with no ears?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?