What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What is the smallest lion?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?