What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
Why do mice need oiling?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What is a whale's favorite sport?