I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
My horse's name is Friday.
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Which dogs love to study science?
What's the most masculine animal?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What do insects learn at school?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?