I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
My horse's name is Friday.
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
The museum curator needed a break.
Which insect makes the best father?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What insect runs away from everything?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?