I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
My horse's name is Friday.
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why do bees gossip?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?