What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
They are both Paris-sites.
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
How do amoebas make calls?
What do jokesters study in college?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why did the fish blush?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
How can you make 7 even?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What do you call octopus twins?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?