What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
They are both Paris-sites.
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What do math teachers eat?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?