What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Don't worry, it was just a nightmare before Christmas.
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?