What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Don't worry, it was just a nightmare before Christmas.
Why was the bud so shy?
Where do cats go on vacation?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why was the musician arrested?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?