What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Don't worry, it was just a nightmare before Christmas.
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
How do snowmen get information?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?