What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Don't worry, it was just a nightmare before Christmas.
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Which subject has two parts?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why was the bud so shy?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
I broke my finger!
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Which state has the best streets?