What school subject really rocks?
Geology!
What car always breaks the rules?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
How do birds threaten one another?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?