What school subject really rocks?
Geology!
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
How do fish watch TV shows?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What kind of music do planets like?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?