What school subject really rocks?
Geology!
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What is the most adorable season?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?