What animal is undefeated in all sports?
A peng-win.
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?