What animal is undefeated in all sports?
A peng-win.
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Where do vampires keep their money?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?