What animal is undefeated in all sports?
A peng-win.
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What do you call two birds in love?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What do cats eat for breakfast?